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Gay bears @ holy cross

by poolboy » Sun Jun 13, 2010 6:43 pm

I was wondering how to respond, if I were woken up by a a couple gay bears scratching at my tent. I did not have this happen to me, but heard there is some issues up there with gay bears messing with campers at Holy Cross this weekend.

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Re: Gay bears @ holy cross

by jollyroger » Sun Jun 13, 2010 10:52 pm

They did not show up to our tent but did bother some other campers. I think they avoided us because.......Well......We are not gay. I'm just sayin'. :lol:

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Re: Gay bears @ holy cross

by Rico » Sun Jun 13, 2010 11:23 pm

I heard they were easily distracted with Coach purses, Prada shoes, and Starbucks gift cards?

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Re: Gay bears @ holy cross

by YeeP » Mon Jun 14, 2010 5:33 am

I had these wild beasts at my tent this weekend. Although they might seem friendly, I warn you, they have other motives. They will try and get you to let them into your tent with their gay growls.... Do not be fooled!

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Re: Gay bears @ holy cross

by 502RamJet » Mon Jun 14, 2010 6:31 am

YeeP wrote:I had these wild beasts at my tent this weekend. Although they might seem friendly, I warn you, they have other motives. They will try and get you to let them into your tent with their gay growls.... Do not be fooled!

It must be that red led light you post outside the door of your tent????? :?:

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Re: Gay bears @ holy cross

by Balloonknot » Mon Jun 14, 2010 7:14 am

And were the 3 gay bears that anyone could have
were the 3 gay bears that anyone could have
were the 3 gay bears that anyone could have
and we'll never ever ever ever ever leave each other
were the best gay bears that anyone could have
I mean the best gay bears that anyone could have

"Nobody would shoot a gay bear"

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Re: Gay bears @ holy cross

by XJSETH » Mon Jun 14, 2010 8:00 am

grrrr...

grrr...grrrr....grrrrrr....

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Re: Gay bears @ holy cross

by YeeP » Mon Jun 14, 2010 8:02 am

That shit is so stuck in my head. All last night driving home when idiots would get in my way going up the pass I would give them a gay grr.... For some reason, they would not move aside.

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