Very slow sight

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Very slow sight

Postby Panhead » Thu Apr 01, 2010 3:44 pm

Yeep this site is so slow to do everything. It takes forever to load to sign on and get a post to open and post a reply. Ionly have an hour for lunch. I can send a reply to one thing then I have to go. Perhaps we aren't getting as many people coming here because it is so slow. I've tried both of my Mac's at home and 3 different pc's from work. Not good.
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Postby Panhead » Fri Apr 02, 2010 6:13 am

Again psomeone is still putting words in my mouth. But I misread the clock. Think I better get to bed but I don't have to work Yea Good Frday and Furlough and Cadbury makes their own eggs not a Bunny.
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Re: Very slow sight

Postby 502RamJet » Fri Apr 02, 2010 7:50 am

Cadbury eggs are some good stuff! I eat myself absolutely sick on them once per year. :mrgreen:

The site runs slow for me as well, has the service been maxed? I know that stuff can be really expensive for sure.
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Re: Very slow sight

Postby BeBad » Fri Apr 02, 2010 11:51 am

Am I on the right site yet? How about now
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Re: Very slow sight

Postby Panhead » Fri Apr 02, 2010 11:53 am

If you like Cadbury eggs. you are? Where are you at? your CB is just barley coming in.
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Re: Very slow sight

Postby BeBad » Fri Apr 02, 2010 12:04 pm

im back had to nuke food yum yum radiation tastes good
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Re: Very slow sight

Postby Panhead » Fri Apr 02, 2010 12:08 pm

Oh yea to get in this club you must. be on here at least 23 hours a day if you are a Probie Cocksucker it is 24hrs a day. Watch one of them will respond toot suite. Thats French ya know. Hey I like you you don't act like you think I'm strange. Bebad I'll write your name evryday and you will be a common word also.
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Re: Very slow sight

Postby REDXJ99 » Fri Apr 02, 2010 1:08 pm

Panhead, I agree with ya......... I didnt know I could even close the website.... :mrgreen:

I might even look at it on my phone when I take a poop.

Think about that one..............




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Oh by the way.......... Website is slow from both home Mac and work PC.
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Re: Very slow sight

Postby El Jeepe » Fri Apr 02, 2010 4:41 pm

I sit down, click on a forum topic. And then sit back and i [pause] wait and i wait and i wait, and i wait [pause]

and I wait and I wait and I wait....

and I wait and I wait and i wait and i wait.... BUT THIS FORUM PAGE IS STILL LOADING.

(sung to the tune of Chef's waitin' song)
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Re: Very slow sight

Postby YeeP » Fri Apr 02, 2010 8:34 pm

I dunno what is wrong with your POS comps... mine loads quick. :flipoff2:

Either way, this is on a shared host. The site is running shit that is far and beyond what I have seen elsewhere(cough cough CO4x4) and doesnt charge. Hence, we bog down in times of heavy use. Lunch time..... When you get home from work....

Come on here at 2AM and hit refresh 300 times in a row. It will load faster than you have ever seen. Unfortunately, I have hit the limit on the amount of time I am willing to spend on custom coding. The capability is all there. At this point it would be rebuilding for speed..... That can be a real mofo.

I would like to take it personal and get pissed, but instead, I will say that I do not manage the internet between your gay ass mac(which yes, you are gay because you have a mac) and the web site.... Sorry it is slow, it pisses me off when it does that too...


You should see some of the ballistic code chopping I have gone on before to try and speed it up. Only to cause myself hours worth of anger. Sorry if the guest thread doesn't load before you punch your first loaf.
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