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F U Jeep gods hahaha

Postby sids90xj » Tue Aug 24, 2010 6:56 pm

So today is my bday. I picked my jeep up form the shop and was so excited to be driving my beast again until I notice that it was enging and diinganing on straight aways. So took it down to 4x4 high country had them drive it and they said that there is something wrong. So I have to call the shop back that I had all my work done at and talk to them. Cant I catch i break I just want to take it out and play already. As for fishing at evergreen havent ee in a month but whn i go i average 10 fish nothing to big a litte bigger than stock. As for the muskie I havenever seen any one catch one but they are there when I was there we seen a 35 in swiming around.
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Re: F U jeep (the best 4x4 ever) gods hahaha

Postby Panhead » Tue Aug 24, 2010 8:34 pm

So Probie Cocksucker ramass who was ed Muskie?
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Re: F U jeep (the best 4x4 ever) gods hahaha

Postby 502RamJet » Wed Aug 25, 2010 12:22 am

Edmund Sixtus "Ed" Muskie (March 28, 1914 – March 26, 1996) was an American Democratic politician from Rumford, Maine. He served as the 64th Governor of Maine, as U.S. Senator, and as U.S. Secretary of State. He was the Democratic nominee for Vice President in 1968, and was a candidate for the 1972 Democratic presidential nomination. Muskie held the highest office (Secretary of State) a Polish-American has held in the United States and was the only Polish-American nominated by a major party for Vice president.

Muskie retired to his home in Washington, D.C. in 1981. He continued to work as a lawyer for some years. In 1987, as an elder statesman, Muskie was appointed a member of the President's Special Review Board known as the " Tower Commission" to investigate President Ronald Reagan's administration's role in the Iran-Contra Scandal. Muskie died in Washington, D.C., of congestive heart failure in 1996, two days shy of his 82nd birthday. He is buried in Arlington National Cemetery. Muskie's papers[ 9] are kept at the Edmund S. are kept at the Edmund S. Muskie Archives and Special Collections Library
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Re: F U jeep (the best 4x4 ever) gods hahaha

Postby Panhead » Wed Aug 25, 2010 2:07 am

What the fuck is that Wikapedia or some such shit? I want to hear about what a Commie Liberal fuck he was and how he used to fuck Jane Fonda in the Ass while dressed as a ballerina. Thats what I want to hear about old muskrat. By the way good job. :eek: :shock: :D
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Re: F U jeep (the best 4x4 ever) gods hahaha

Postby 502RamJet » Wed Aug 25, 2010 5:53 am

Ed Muskie was a liberal fucktard who was partially responsible for investigating the father of Reganomics roll in the Iran Contra scandle. Descending from the genus Ursine Faggus, Ed wanted to cornhole Oliver North. When approached for surprise butt secks by Ed, Ollie said he would rip his dick off and throw it in a garbage disposal. Ed decided it would be much safer to slam the ham with the traitor whore Jane Fonda. Ed died at a ripe old age wishing he could have one more Billie Beer.

Was that better?
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Re: F U jeep (the best 4x4 ever) (the best 4x4 ever) gods hahaha

Postby Balloonknot » Wed Aug 25, 2010 7:34 am

502ramjet (Cocksucker) wrote:Ed Muskie was a liberal fucktard who was partially responsible for investigating the father of Reganomics roll in the Iran Contra scandle. Descending from the genus Ursine Faggus, Ed wanted to cornhole Oliver North. When approached for surprise butt secks by Ed, Ollie said he would rip his dick off and throw it in a garbage disposal. Ed decided it would be much safer to slam the ham with the traitor whore Jane Fonda. Ed died at a ripe old age wishing he could have one more Billie Beer.

Was that better?


Damn Jim, you learn real fast. Good job Probie Cocksucker!

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Re: F U jeep (the best 4x4 ever) gods hahaha

Postby 502RamJet » Wed Aug 25, 2010 7:57 am

Yeah the edit is good, I am surprised I never thought of it when I initially registered. :mrgreen:
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Re: F U jeep (the best 4x4 ever) gods hahaha

Postby Panhead » Wed Aug 25, 2010 9:29 am

You one smart Probie Cocksucker now you are getting to the meat of American politics. Hope you are ready for Sunday. What are you bringing for us to eat on the trail? Passenger buys chow. Well lets see: I like Sun chips, Jerky,water,g2 thirst quencher. Good Fried chicken is always nice and in tru Zombie fashion TWINKIES for dessert.
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Re: F U jeep (the best 4x4 ever) gods hahaha

Postby 502RamJet » Wed Aug 25, 2010 9:38 am

I can handle that, no problem, besides we need your blood sugar at the proper level when it comes time to do the descending side of Red Cone.
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Re: F U jeep (the best 4x4 ever) (the best 4x4 ever) gods hahaha

Postby YeeP » Wed Aug 25, 2010 9:40 am

502ramjet (Cocksucker) wrote:I can handle that, no problem, besides we need your blood sugar at the proper level when it comes time to do the descending side of Red Cone.


Make sure you keep some of his "medication" nearby. He needs to be taken care of like a greek god. :flipoff2: :beer:
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